My Inner Child is an Alien.

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thornyhedge:

mistergandalf:

hemillsie:

daeeryn:

noctuax:

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug - Birthday Game
Reblog & add your sentence

Kili locks you (and Smaug) up in Erebor because he’s attracted to you.

Bard dresses me up as an elf because he’s attracted to me apparently

Thorin snogged me because he’s attracted to me
yes

Dwalin punished me severely, because he’s attracted to me.  
(Also, is everyone on Tumblr born in MAY?)

Thranduil spreads rumors about me because I’ve escaped from his cells.
…okay then :P

thornyhedge:

mistergandalf:

hemillsie:

daeeryn:

noctuax:

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug - Birthday Game

Reblog & add your sentence

Kili locks you (and Smaug) up in Erebor because he’s attracted to you.

Bard dresses me up as an elf because he’s attracted to me apparently

Thorin snogged me because he’s attracted to me

yes

Dwalin punished me severely, because he’s attracted to me.  

(Also, is everyone on Tumblr born in MAY?)

Thranduil spreads rumors about me because I’ve escaped from his cells.

…okay then :P

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paraplyen:

Don’t make me choose! I just really love them all to death :’>.
Seems like Arthur took a photo here, heh.
(Last one for today, have to get going! But I will still do all of your other requests, thanks to everyone for participating! And it’s still open, in case someone else wants to give it a go :>.)

Also, thanks a lot ovo!

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paraplyen:

Imagine you live in an attic where it’s probably freezing a lot, not only because attics usually are freezing cold, but also because heating costs a lot. Imagine you really don’t want to catch a cold though, because you really really like to do your job. And you have to do your second job, because otherwise you really can’t afford the heating. Or the attic.
—-
I realized I didn’t draw Cabin Pressure fanart for a while, which is a shame. So have a poor freezing autumn-y Martin.

paraplyen:

Imagine you live in an attic where it’s probably freezing a lot, not only because attics usually are freezing cold, but also because heating costs a lot. Imagine you really don’t want to catch a cold though, because you really really like to do your job. And you have to do your second job, because otherwise you really can’t afford the heating. Or the attic.

—-

I realized I didn’t draw Cabin Pressure fanart for a while, which is a shame. So have a poor freezing autumn-y Martin.

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a-study-in-floyd:

Carolyn: All right, he’s in. Do the briefing, Martin.

Martin: Right. Destination is Guspini, code name to Timbuktu. For the avoidance of dubt, crew should note that any time Timbuktu is referred to, Guspini is meant.

Douglas: Yes, I believe we’re up to speed with the deception.

Martin: In the unlikely circumstance the actual Timbuktu is referred to, the name is to be repeated twice.

Douglas: How d’you mean?

Martin: Timbuktu-Timbuktu.

Douglas: … means Guspini?

Martin: No! Timbuktu means Guspini, Timbuktu-Timbuktu means Timbuktu.

Douglas: Oh, I see. But you only repeated it once.

Martin: I didn’t, I said Timbuktu-Timbuktu.

Douglas: Exactly, you said it and then you repeated it. If you’d repeated it twice, you’d have said Timbuktu-Timbuktu-Timbuktu.

Carolyn: Yes, excuse me, but I’m trying to run an airline here, not a owl sanctuary. Get on with it!

Martin: All right. The alternate is Palermo, code named Ouagadougou.

Douglas: And if the real Ouagadougou is meant?

Martin: I really can’t imagine circumstances under which we’ll need to refer to the real Ouagadougou.

Douglas: All right, but a good pilot is prepared for any eventuality, however…

Martin: All right! The code for the real Ouagadougou is Ouagadougou-Ouagadougou!

Douglas: Thank God we’re not going to Baden-Baden.